Long Dong Silver...America's Locations (PG13)

Happy Hot and Humid Sunday here in the VILLE.  Hope my ANGELS are doing well today.  I started to search for blog ideas..and this one fell onto my lap (no pun intended).  Once again..it proves that with a little time and effort..no rocks or stones go unturned for a story.  Check this out..

I found this story via the HUFFINGTONPOST.COM site (CLICK TITLE TO GET THE STORY). 

The author has released their own USA top list of 20 cities ordered by the penis size. You surely must be wondering how they tracked these stats.

They recorded the condom store database of condom sizes so they could check what sizes of condoms have been purchased the most.

 Finally, they found the top FIVE "LONG DONG SILVER” cities in the USA:

1. New Orleans 
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix

OK..I was a little caught offguard that someone could do this kind of research.  But hey..for some its probably good information...right?

With that said..if you're like me..if your "DONG" is not so "LONG" then start using a penis enlargement device or just move to Dallas or Philadelphia..OR just stay put if you're here in the VILLE..where we can stand out of the crowd.  You know..kind of like being a "big fish in a small pond".  I'm good with that..

OK..this blog was short and sweet.  I really don't know what else to say..

Peace out my HALEYUNNS!